Hello there, welcome, and thank you for the interview. Ahem . . . I have to admit I'm a bit apprehensive about this interview. (She mumbles a few snooty comments about the poor soul who tracked her down and signed her up for this). You shouldn't be nervous. If anything, it's me who should be nervous. (Awkward laugh followed by my gaze creeping downward to her metal case holding her deadly Scythe that she's purposely placed within arms length of our chairs). Promise you won'